I got hammered last night

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen) 01/17/2014 at 09:16 • Filed to: None

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Anyways, post the last text you received and don't post any back-story on it and we'll all guess what the context is. I remember someone did this game a while ago, here on oppo, it was fun.

Mine is: "Hello Mr. Owen :)"

AeroEagle333 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:19

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Mine is: "Jim's coming over with some purp tonight if you wanna come."

Tom McParland > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:20

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[Attended] NY.Info

Sn210 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:20

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"Nope and that sounds good"

TheJWT > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:20

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"you think if we sent this to nic cage he'd be in? he seems like he would be"

$kaycog > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:20

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"All papers were graded yesterday!!!!"

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:21

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man so did I. Feeling it something ridiculous this morning. I am not sure I can post the last text, pretty NSFW

JGrabowMSt > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:22

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"I wish I could find a good bakery"

TexMex > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:25

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"Ouch, that's rough"

timateo81 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:25

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"soo hungry in my mungry"

we have a 5-month-old. in bed by 830 last night. not just the baby, but the wife and i too.

PatBateman > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:25

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I love you. Have a great day

Your boy, BJR > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:28

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"Can't tell if genuine or sexual innuendo?"

Roundbadge > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:33

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As the last text I received was, "Wow", I'll post what it was in response to....

A FB screenshot of a comment "I accidentally set my cat on fire tonight. He's ok, just lost some hair. This is why I shouldn't cook."

Steve Zissou > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:36

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"At least you know it isn't broken."

Joey Quinn > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:37

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"This is Science"

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux 01/17/2014 at 09:45

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Haha, now I really want to know what it is, lol.

Last night was great, I was just at home minding my own business, my cousin texts me out of nowhere and tells me we are going to have a drink...or three. So I say fuck it and walk over to the bar. It turned into a 4-bar get hammered-do-shots kind of night and I walked home with Leah, Katie and Amber's phone numbers. Unfortunately nothing nsfw happened, but I am hoping it will soon. Lol.

XJDano > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:46

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I cant find his blue one not even in my car he has no other one but sweaters

Thunder > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:47

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This would work better if comments worked.

Thanks, Oba... Kinja.

To the question: "I'm stopped with the cat so I'll be there in 15 minutes"

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > TexMex 01/17/2014 at 09:49

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You clearly walked down to the nearest gas station, ordered a fountain pop, the machine was out of syrup, so you left, then you walked over to your friends house who wasn't home, so you walked to your other friends house and confessed his love for pokemon and showed you his collection of playing cards, after suffering through hours of pokemon card game theory you finally managed to make your exit and then on your way home you got a text back (finally) from someone you told that you just lost your pet fish named Phill, because you had his water temp accidentally go up to 85, when it should have been 75.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:50

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ok fair enough :"Thinking of seeing you today in that suit, I am going to blindfold you with that bow tie and s### you off"

Yeah I was off the reservation last night and did not take that girl up on it. Long work day today. She is sending me a friend in a skirt with a one-eyed bacon burger though currently. I cannot fucking wait

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux 01/17/2014 at 09:54

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I just hope that they look as good as they did when I was drunk. There was this one time I got a phone number and I went on a date with the girl like a month later, it was like equal to a blind date because I was too drunk to remember what she looked like. Well. I had serious beer goggles and couldn't get out of that date fast enough.

Wait... You get girls in skirts to bring you burgers?

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 09:56

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I am waiting to see if it is actually going to happen. Burgers with fried eggs on top

And this is easy to rectify, just be slightly less hammered when you see them next. Win win win

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Thunder 01/17/2014 at 09:57

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Yeah comments are being a dick.

I'm thinking this is your sister, who took the cat for a walk, but the cat is a grumpy old cat that isn't used to being walked, so it was pissed off at the concept of a leash the entire time and decided to stop walking any further, which is when your sister texted you.

505Turbeaux > AeroEagle333 01/17/2014 at 09:57

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I want to know what purp is. I have ideas...

AeroEagle333 > 505Turbeaux 01/17/2014 at 09:59

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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux 01/17/2014 at 09:59

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lol and if they dont meet my expectations, I can get equally hammered as when I met them and all will be well again.

Tonight though... I'm putting it in crazy. She is legit-batshit-crazy. But I think it'll be fun.

I like those burgers with eggs on them. Even from steak and shake. Is she making it herself? Is she wearing panties under that skirt?

Bad Idea Hat > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 10:00

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All good now. Rebooted :)))))

AeroEagle333 > 505Turbeaux 01/17/2014 at 10:03

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Grand Daddy Purp is a type of weed. Even though my friends know I don't smoke weed, they're always kind enough to keep me in the loop, if I ever decide to indulge.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Bad Idea Hat 01/17/2014 at 10:03

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Well, you definitely just got back from a long walk on the beach up at the cabin by the lake and you sat down by the fire with a nice glass of chardonnay when your little cousin called to tell you that your computer advice from earlier that day totally cleared up his problems. Then you got a text from your neighbor who you stopped by and visited on your way back from your walk who had a computer that was non responsive and you told him to reboot it. He likes to send smiley faces with 5 mouths.

Bad Idea Hat > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 10:05

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Close, but not at all. Jabba the Hut's computer was balky. He booted it, again, into the pit.

That made him happy. The other four )'s are just chins.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 10:06

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no that girl from last nights text sent me this pic from her 9am burger to make me jelly. I said goddamn I want one and she said she had a "minion" in a skirt (knowing my preference) bringing me one to my work...good luck with crazy tonight!

KB Garage > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 10:06

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Yes. Really.

505Turbeaux > AeroEagle333 01/17/2014 at 10:07

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I had some inkling that was what it was :)

Sounds like good shit...man

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > TheJWT 01/17/2014 at 10:08

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You and your friends, who you met when you were on the lacrosse team were all talking about going to burger king yesterday and you were wondering about inviting the new guy. Then you went on a long drive by yourself and told them about all about it. Then you suggested to your cousin in Delaware "we should go snorkeling in Cancun" to which he responded with the text your just posted.

55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 10:11

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"Make sure your house has a lock"

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Joey Quinn 01/17/2014 at 10:13

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You just got back from planet fitness, after being kicked out for grunting "jaegerbomb" every time you lifted the 57 pound weight machine thingy. When your friend texted you that he wanted a pet bat, to which you responded "why?"

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > PatBateman 01/17/2014 at 10:14

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You definitely barely know this person and they are moving way to fast.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist 01/17/2014 at 10:20

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Well, you definitely invited your friends to come do shrooms for the first time and one of them wanted to make sure you can lock the house up so nobody can come in a turn your awesome trip into a bad one, making you all paranoid and stuff.

55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 10:24

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So close... I have exchange students from china coming today, and I was advised to make sure the house is securely locked to make sure they don't take off in the middle of the night. But you were close. Real close.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 10:34

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"Can you believe we kept a helpless human alive for a year?"

Thunder > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 10:35

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I'm an only child.

This was my son, walking home from the bus yesterday, stopping to pet some random cat along the way.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 10:47

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didnt run in for a panty check, but holy shitballs was this girl smokin. My employees were like, wut? 10am burgers delivered by hot 21 year olds in skirts? Oh and with a side of mayo, just how I like it

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux 01/17/2014 at 10:53

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Haha nice, you've reached level 153. I'm afraid I'm only at like 87. Next you must reach level 154, where she brings in sushi and lets you eat it off her.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 11:01

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done that already (not with the delivery girl though). put the soy right in the bellybutton (after making her take a shower). Fucking brilliant.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux 01/17/2014 at 11:04

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damn. Well, what about level 155, having a girl buy you car... oh shit, that actually happened to you too, hahaha.

I need to get creative tonight, what should I have this girl do for me? haha.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux 01/17/2014 at 11:07

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wait... hold up... You can get delivery sushi?

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 11:10

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actually the Landy never happened. I was hoping it was going to be that Renault Fuego. As an engagement gift I had a girls mom give me a '58 BMW 3.2 Super she had bought brand new. I broke it off...was soooo hard but I gave it back.

So back to creativity - I had this girl make me peanut butter cups the other night and then make what looks like a chocolate covered banana with the leftovers if you know what I am sayin. Banana = dong

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 11:11

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lol yup. I can get delivery anything, even in Maine

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux 01/17/2014 at 11:16

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hmmm, I like this idea. Will see what I can do. I don't like peanut butter all that much, but I won't have to be the one eating it, so that's cool.

Wow... That would've been one sexy car. Did you at least get to drive it for a bit?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux 01/17/2014 at 11:17

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My place of work is like as deep, dark, ugly place as far as good food goes. There is nothing good in the area, delivery sushi might be just the fix I need, I am going to investigate this.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 11:19

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yeah I drove it for 4 months one summer. It was gorgeous. Southern car, white, red leather. Just a big slutty car, like driving around a Bentley S2 or an old Roller. good lord that girls family had some money. She was too crazy to handle, and we were awful to each other

TheJWT > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 11:25

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Hit the nail on the head

Joey Quinn > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 11:42

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Replace pet bat with a corgi that knows dvorak and you're dead on.

TexMex > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/17/2014 at 12:46

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All correct but one detail:

It was soda, not pop.